Been thinking the States all need new nicknames. The old ones have become a bit worn out. So here’s a list I am proposing:
Alabama, the “between Mississippi and Georgia” state.
Alaska, the “I can see Russia from my house” state.
Arizona, the “wanna see our sinkhole…it’s a biggun” state.
Arkansas, the “Bill Clinton, need I say more” state.
California, the “who’s afraid of the big bad earthquake, ahnold” state.
Colorado, the “our pot is better than your pot” state.
Connecticut, the “who can spell me” state.
Delaware, the “we’re bigger than Rhode Island” state.
Florida, the “we don’t know the difference between a dimple and a chad” state
Georgia, the “we have real pits in our peaches” state.
Hawaii, the “we’ve got Don Ho and surfing, what have you got” state.
Idaho, the “can you take some of these potatoes off our hands” state
Illinois, the “not all of our politicians are crooks…after all we did give you lincoln” state
Indiana, the “you spell it backwards and you’ve got anaidnI” state.
Iowa, the “we start the whole mess every four years, would you please forgive us” state.
Kansas, the “when you’re in Kansas, you know you’re in Kansas” state
Kentucky, the “wanna race” state.
Louisiana, the “oh, no, not another hurricane” state.
Maine, the “stephen king scares us too” state.
Maryland, the “we’re in the Navy” state.
Massachusetts, the “home of the Boston cream pie, don’t you wish you had a pie as good” state.
Michigan, the “can somebody, anybody please take detroit off our hands” state.
Minnesota, the”oh geez bet it’s gonna be cold tomorrow” state
Mississippi, the “we’re right next to Alabama” state.
Missouri, the “we can show you the way to Kansas” state
Montana: the “we warned Custer and he just wouldn’t listen” state.
Nebraska, the “Warren Buffet lives in our state” state.
Nevada, the “get married and divorced in 24 hours” state.
New Hampshire, the “can’t get more Yankee than us” state.
New Jersey, the “we’re really not that bad, we just play it that way on TV” state.
New Mexico, the “hey, come see our balloons” state.
New York: the “youse guys” state
North Carolina, the “we got nice mountains” state.
North Dakota, the “wish I was South Dakota” state.
Ohio, the “we’re named after a river, what are you named after” state.
Oklahoma, the “I’m just passing through” state.
Oregon, the “we’re just below Washington and famous for nothing” state.
Pennsylvania, . the “nobody steals our stealers and we have the authentic cheese steak” state.
Rhode Island, the “yes we’re here.. just look really hard” state.
South Carolina, the “if you wanna be a Republican president, you better win our state” state.
South Dakota, the “I wish I was North Dakota” state.
Tennessee, the “state where al gore invented the internet and discovered global warming” state
Texas, the “when the hell are we gonna get through this state” state or the “wanna start a war, just elect one of our guys president” state.
Utah, the “we have more wives than we can handle” state.
Vermont, the “state where two hippies could make ice cream and name it after other hippies” state.
Virginia, the “if it was good enough for Pocahontas, it’s good enough for me” state.
Washington, the “rain and more rain” state.
West Virginia, the “we’re the only state that’s got west in its name, Kanye” state.
Wisconsin, the “our cheese really is cheese” state.
Wyoming, the “cow tipping” state.