Something for Monday: Furniture Love

I don’t want you
I don’t love you
You’re not the bean bag chair for me

I went to the store
Looking for decor

You sat in the corner
Like Little Jack Horner

Then I sat on your face
And loved your embrace

When I got back home
You sat all alone

The sofa didn’t like you
And your stand uppish blue

The chairs were staring
And they were a-glaring

Afraid I was pulling
Their legs, I was fooling

No need for their weeping
Them I’ll be a-keeping

There was no silver lining
Beanie’s hug was confining

So I went a-spurning
And it I went returning

That blue bean bag chair
Of yester year

I don’t want you
I don’t love you
You’re not the bean bag chair for me

12 thoughts on “Something for Monday: Furniture Love

  1. My bean bag chair and I are on the outs too. It’s an esteem issue. It slouches and droops about all the time. I need more than that. I found a promising futon online. Maybe we can hit it off.

  2. For a long time our bean bag chair was the only furniture we had to sit on, besides the dining room chairs. When the kids were little, all five of us fit on it. Now, the dog uses it more than anyone else. He thinks it’s his bed. ๐Ÿ™‚

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