Uncle Bardie’s Movie of the Week: To Soul or Not to Soul

Once a week on Monday, Uncle Bardie shares a movie with his Readers he gives a big two thumbs up. It will simply be a short excerpt or a trailer. Uncle Bardie might even throw in a reflection on the movie. If so, it will make an appearance below the video. So pop some popcorn and give yourself a treat. This week’s movie is

You heard me right. It’s “Cold Souls”, not Old Souls. There’s a pretty good chance that Paul Giamatti ,yes, that Paul Giamatti from “Sideways”. His character is not an old soul but a cold soul. Paul is an actor who can’t get it up. Get it up? you ask. Yes, his acting chops. He is doing Chekhov and “Uncle Vanya”. He is Vanya but he is not Vanya. He is lost in the part and doesn’t have a map that will take him into the role. He has reached a point where he can’t separate his part from himself.

Then he reads a “New Yorker” article. Isn’t that the source of a lot of troubles? “New Yorker” articles. A company that stores souls? So he goes for a visit. He’s just a tourist on a looksee. Not really interested. Just wants a little info on how the process works. The company doesn’t have any answers to deep philospohical questions. It only “de-souls the body or disembodies the soul.” The man behind the desk offers to store the soul in New York City “or if you would avoid sales tax, it can be shipped to our New Jersey warehouse.” Paul answers, “No, God no. I don’t want my soul shipped to New Jersey.”

As you can see, “Cold Souls” is a comedy but one that tackles deep, philosophical questions like where you plan on storing my soul once I take you up on my offer. There’s always Russia. The Russian soul they talk about is there. Why not my soul?

What is in it for Paul? “Believe me. When you get rid of the soul, everything makes so much more sense. Everything becomes more functional and purposeful,” the salesman says. He is pretty convincing. What could be more appealing? I’m convinced. Where do I sign up.

Little does Paul know this is a bait-and-switch that isn’t bait-and-switch. When Paul goes back to retrieve his soul, he finds out that somebody else has it. You could call this a romantic comedy. After all, it is the story of a man falling in love with his soul. One thing is for sure. “Cold Souls” does have a certain amount of frivoulity in it.

If you could exchange your soul for another, what kind of soul would you want?



5 thoughts on “Uncle Bardie’s Movie of the Week: To Soul or Not to Soul

    • You’ll have to speak to the management. For the right amount of money, I’m sure they would. Otherwise you can call 1-555-55S-ATAN. I hear they offer an excellent service.

  1. Oh, definitely like the soul music kind of soul. I’m much too white, if you ask me. Anyway, I already sold my soul to the devil and he says no refunds. I think it was a bad deal all around.

    • Hope you got the big bucks for that soul of yours. If not, get a lawyer and sue ol’ Deve. His team of lawyers, Satan, Beelzebub, Scratch and Lucifer, are so 19th century. So they have been losing cases left and right.

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