Went to a party,
My baby and me.
Half the night later
We left with a plea
Of “Aw shucks.
My baby’s got the hiccups.”
Took my car into
Mr. Fix-em-up.
“Is it bad?” I asked.
“She’s just a pup.”
His retort: “Aw shucks.
Your baby’s got the hiccups.”
My dog got sick.
I wasn’t sure why.
Rushed her to the vet.
He looked me in the eye
and said, “Aw shucks.
This baby’s got the hiccups.”
Bought myself a house.
It was big and green.
Soon there was a leak.
It was unforeseen.
Just another “Aw shucks.
My baby’s got the hiccups.”
My boss called me in
And he let me know
Things were going bad
And I had to go.
He said, “Aw shucks.
The company’s got the hiccups.”
At the Pearly Gates
I stood in line.
Was no place for me.
Just a maybe next time.
‘Cause “Aw shucks.
Heaven’s got the hiccups.
