Milk and Cookies

For those expecting Santa tomorrow night, here’s a lyric:

Milk and cookies
Sitting by the fireplace
Milk and cookies
For Santa Claus to taste

Those cookies
They are some of Mama’s best
Oh so good
They pass the Betty Crocker test
Chocolate chips
In each and everyone
Good and tasty
For the old and the young

Milk and cookies
Sitting by the fireplace
Milk and cookies
For Santa Claus to taste

Those cookies
Gonna make Santa smile
When he comes
In the next little while
When he sees them
Sure gonna make him grin
From his toes
To his chinny chin chin

Milk and cookies
Sitting by the fireplace
Milk and cookies
For Santa Claus to taste

Fore you know
He’s drank the milk down
And it is
Sloshing the cookies around
Jolly old elf
A laugh in his tummy
Has left gifts
For Daddy, me and Mummy

Milk and cookies
Sitting by the fireplace
Milk and cookies
For Santa Claus to taste

Just one thing
I want all you to know
Pay attention
Fore you take off and go
If those cookies
Make Santa ring-a-ding-ding
He’ll come back
For a second milk-and-cookie fling

Milk and cookies
Sitting by the fireplace
Milk and cookies
There for Santa Claus to taste