The Fairy Tale Times

Recent head lines have taken me aback. That means I am concerned. Seems that events have turned from the happily-ever-afters to the dark-and-nasty. See if you are agree with  me after reading these headlines

1.Little Red arrested for the murder of Big Bad. “It was Granny,”she claimed as the cops put the cuffs on.

2.Goldilocks steals the bear’s porridge.

3.Troll sues the Billy Goat Gruffs for disturbing the peace.

4.Snow White’s stepmother got seven years bad luck for cracking Mr. Mirror.

5.Repunzel is sue-ing the Prince for pulling out all her hair. Now she’s bald and the hair replacement surgery didn’t work.

6.Huff-and-puff sends piggy property values into the basement.

7. Now that she’s awake, Sleeping Beauty has a bad case of insomnia.

8.Jack has a bad case of beanstalkia. Better known as Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum phodia. He’s seeing giants in his sleep.

9.Cinderella reveals that Prince Charming has a foot fetish.

10.Rumor has it that Jill pushed Jack down that hill. She wanted to steal his crown.

Of course, y’all know that the FT Times has a new sponsor. The Hansel-and-Gretel Bakeoff.