Fifty Shades of —–

I was up late last night and suddenly this came to me. I go maybe I shouldn’t post. But what the heck.

Here are some forthcoming movie titles for American’s favorite couple. (And keep your mind out of the gutter. These are all family films.):

Fifty Shades of Gravy: Ana meets the Soup Nazi.

Fifty Shades of Green: Ana just can’t decide what color her dress should be.

Fifty Shades of Grapeshot: Christian went hunting with Dick Cheney. Guess you know what happened next.

Fifty Shades of Grunting: Ana is preparing for the Boston Marathon.

Fifty Shades of Groundhogs: Ana visits Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, and sees her shadow.

Fifty Shades of Greenways: Remember that time Christian took Ana golfing. She went for the caddy.

Fifty Shades of Gridlock: Ana and Christian in NYC traffic. Next time they will take the subway.

Fifty Shades of Guffaws: Ana learns that Christian has the weirdest laugh.

Fifty Shades of Grits: Ana goes south for the summer, y’all.

Fifty Shades of Grime: Christian just can’t get his Rolls Royce clean. Then Mr. Clean comes along. Since he’s stronger than dirt, he not only takes the dirt off. He strips the paint too.

Fifty Shades of Grub: Ana really can cook.

Fifty Shades of Grass: Ana and Christian move to Colorado.

Fifty Shades of Grades: Ana’s professor says, “Well, that really isn’t a D. It’s a shade off a D. If you look at it in the right light, it could be a C. Or an F.”

Fifty Shades of Grumpy: Ana has spent all day preparing Mr. Grey’s favorite meal. He comes home and starts in. Ana says, “Oh, did we have a bad day.”

Fifty Shades of Goofing Off: Christian and Ana get a night just to kick back, have some pizza and watch “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

There you have it. It’s only the beginning. Hollywood is looking for more ideas for Fifty Shades of You Know What. Got any ideas?

P.S. Just realized that this would make a great blog. I am sure someone could get at least a year’s worth of posts.