Characters of Politics in America
Citizens of Weazel Sneaze
P.F. Sneaze: the pig farmer, also known as The Great Man and President, Protagonist
Barbara Ann Butt, owner of the Twerl and Kurl
Barbara Ann’s four daughters, The Buttstettes: Bubble, Bunnie, Patootie and Muffin Butts.
Betty Sue Elmora Doris Bobbie Jo Pudding-Sneeze, known to one and all as B. S. Pudding, P. F. Sneaze’s ever-loving wife.
Brandi Wine Moonglow, beat out Betty Sue as head cheerleader in high school.
Clyde Perkalater, responsible for the biannual Washing of the Clyde.
Corncob Jones (Previous mayor, a Weazel)
Ellie May Marmalade (Big Bazookas) got her training at the Twurl and Kurl
Goof-off Sneeze, one of the original founders of Weazel Sneeze
Bessie Mae Hogg, P F’s prize winning pig
Citizens of Snort Holler
Doctor Pudding, B S’s daddy and the maker of “Doctor Pudding’s Own Home Brew”
Hunka Hunka Burning Love of the Snort Holler Burning Loves
Do-Naughties (Do Naught Party
A C Schister, Head lawyer of the legal team for the Campaign.
Big Al Fresco, the Party Elder Teacher
Knock-Knock Jones (Chapter 8), Presidential Candidate
Luxury, a delgate to the convention
Maynard Gee, the Vice President
Senator Butt Nekkid
Senator Boll Weavel
The Party Elders (The P.E.s)
Straw Hat, a delegate to the convention
Do-Evies (Do Everything Party)
The Big Guy (President, Do-Alls)
President-in-waiting (Current Vice President) Little Twerp.
Big News Guy
The Magnificent Seven: Hokey, Pokey, Smokey, Okey, Dokey, Folksey and Cheese.
Stever the Cleaver: assassin extraordinary.
Weazel Sneeze (Population 25)
Sam ‘N’ Ella’s All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Barbara Ann Butt’s Twerl and Kurl
Pig Pen USA (Chapter 17)
Podunk County Irregulars
The City Hall (an outhouse that holds four folks)
Mount Bicuspid where General Beauregard T. Abouttopop lost the Battle of the Other Side of the Mountain to General Hoppingmad.
The White Picket Fence Country Regulars
Welmarties in Snort Holler where P F bought his monkey suit and top hat
Holidays in Weazel Sneaze
The Biannual Washing of the Clyde (Chapter 4)
Get a Snort Day (also known as Mayor’s Shadow Day) on February 2 (Chapter 4)
The Big Tent in the Sky (the Do Naught’ Convention)